4/1/08 Characters
Martin Lawrence- Richard Cory
Townspeople
Chris Rock, Dane Cook, Adam Sandler
Setting:
Winter, Town of Milford, 2000’s
Scene 1
Chris Rock: Yo Dane! Who do you think is the hottest woman in this country?

Dane Cook: Oh definitely Jessica Alba!

Chris Rock: Man, you’re just saying that because you played with her in the movie, “Good Luck Chuck.”

Dane Cook: Whatever man.

Chris Rock: How about you Adam?

Adam Sandler: Ummm…Lets See…Pamela Anderson.

Chris Rock: Man, you two are both wrong. Carmen Electra has the body of a god.

Adam Sandler and Dane Cook: Man Whatever.

Scene 2
Chris Rock: Yo Adam, do you have any money on you?
Adam Sandler: Yeah, why?
Chris Rock: Want to buy me some bread and I’ll pay you back tomorrow?
Adam Sandler: Uhhh…no?
Chris Rock: Man, forget you. How about you Dane, my best friend in the whole world?
Dane Cook: Get out of here man. I need this for my family. And plus, last time I payed for you, you didn’t pay me back for 3 months.

Chris Rock: Damn, you’re good.
Scene 3
Adam Sandler: Yo guys, isn’t that old man Martin Lawrence?

Martin Lawrence: Yes it is. How you doing today men?

Chris Rock: Good? (confused)

Martin Larence: Well, seeya around.

Chris Rock: Doesn't that guy live in that big mansion up the street?

Adam Sandler: Yeah, he’s so lucky that he’s rich. I wish I could be him.

Dane Cook: I mean seriously, look at what he’s wearing. Everything he’s wearing is made of cotton.

Cotton shirt, cotton jacket, cotton hat, cotton pants, and even cotton shoes.

Chris Rock: I saw him with his wife the other day. She’s blazing!

Dane Cook: Is she?

Chris Rock: Yeah.

Chris Rock: Alright guys, see you tomorrow. (Shakes hands with Dane and Adam)

Scene 4

(Ring Ring Ring!)

Adam Sandler: Hello? (Tired)

Dane Cook: Adam I got bad news.

Adam Sandler: What is it?

Dane Cook: Chris is dead.

Adam Sandler: Are you kidding me! What happened!

Dane Cook: Old man Martin Lawrence is dead too.

Adam Sandler: What happened man?

Dane Cook: Chris slept with Martin’s wife. Martin shot Chris and then shot himself.

Adam Sandler: Oh damn.